June 2012
9 tags
trashlicker:
gay sex or the intimate man dance
badcgijosh:
How many more times is your entire world going to be fucking rocked by some idiot suggesting your favourite cartoon from your childhood is the result of the protagonist’s comatose fugue state dream
How many more god damn times
May 2012
badcgijosh:
I’m a model Canadian citizen. I pay my taxes on time, I vote, I stand during the national anthem, and I served my mandatory four years as a member of Broken Social Scene
1 tag
what is sherlock
I have so much homosexual rage inside of me
alea-pizzeria asked: you forgot to add in your 'about me' thing that you are a raging homosexual
I was like “mom I need new shorts” and dramatically threw my arm over my forehead and and slid down the wall and onto the floor and my mom stopped folding laundry and said “what are you doing”
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
tmi tuesday ask me about my butt
2 tags
oopsishittedagain replied to your post: okay I’m finally listening to cheap seats
how did you wait this long to listen to it omg
I don’t know but it’s awesome omg
o marcello is so good
okay I’m finally listening to cheap seats
too hot 100% of the time
4 tags
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I’m watching the a:tla finale hmm what’s going to happen
do you get to see zuko’s dick
stay tuned
look I redid my blog
this is quite possibly the gayest it’s ever been
I had to struggle to recall basic html
mcrshavedmywife:
a group of thirteen year olds wearing adventure time shirts and converse walk through the hallways of school laughing and yelling ‘come at me bro’ at people who pass by because they are different and random, unlike other teens
be the blog you want to see in the world
– gandhi
okay i’m gonna redo my blog and make it all nice and awesome are you ready
summer 2012 fashion review
telemun2:
sandals are ugly and wedges are ugly. they’re in, but out if you ask me. one of them’s reminiscent of Nero’s fungal feet as he orders the Great Fire that destroys half of Rome and the other is you parading around on hooves like the very devil you are. you’re making me nervous. footwear is making me nervous. please wear socks and cover your feet. winter is fast approaching
clavid:
those little bumps around your nipples are from telling lies
2 tags
lauranotpalmer:
heres some advice
eat a lot of fruit all the time especially blueberries and also dark green vegetables
don’t do anything sexy with anyone you don’t want to do it with a good test for this if licking any part of their body doesn’t seem in anyway sexy to you its a no go
if eyes are the windows to the soul eyebrows are the curtains!!!!!!! take from this what u will
dont talk...
microwavepizzaoven:
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
1 tag
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also my dad doesn’t know what bandwidth is so every time i’m at his house i torrent everything i could ever want
but this time he had gone over his limit while watching soccer matches on youtube so now i feel too guilty to download anything but there’s always next month
I was riding in the car with my father and a song came on and it was simple plan featuring sean paul
like i’m not paraphrasing something awful that’s actually what the song was
anyway i tried to change it and my dad told me not to be so picky
if there’s one thing angry social justice bloggers have taught me it’s to never try to explore or learn from any kind of specific culture ever