hitrecordjoe: But What If I Want To Be Eaten? Text by JulesKD == “I see you have fine taste,” the Wolf said, eyeing my basket of flowers, “step off of the path, if you’d like to, and we’ll while away a few hours.” - “Don’t do it!” the Huntsman cried out, “Think of your honor, your virtue! He’s a jerk, you don’t know any better. Come with me, and I never will hurt you.” - A typical...
if I didn’t get home from work until after earth hour was over it’s not my fault okay
dreaminglestrade: The Heart Asks Pleasure First...
me in 2015: wow what the fuck was wrong with me
so I was just at the thrift store a couple of hours ago and I found the sweetest deal a super nice matching tie and pocket square and it looks brand new like the tag is still on the tie which would cost depending on where you bought it at least like twenty bucks but I got this for six I win take that universe
fannycradocks: heres what you missed on glee gay asked gay to gay a gay gay gay, and gay was gay but gay gay didnt gay gay awful gay awful very gay awful
zenbuddhist: how do i boys without them mkaing fun of me
danielcowman: today i talked to this kid adam about the spanish club meeting that he missed and he told me the t-shirts this year are going to be the me gusta face oh my god. so i kept saying “no” “thats retarded oh my god” and then like thirty seconds later i fell going up the stairs in front of him. che you are such a beautiful person okay
fuck like imagine being amandla stenberg who is the thirteen-year-old actress who plays rue and you’re in the adaptation of an amazingly popular book series that millions have read and enjoyed and people say that your fucking skin colour RUINED the movie for them that is vile and disgusting jesus
joshishollywood: A serial killer who carves YOLO into the faces of his victims, branded by the media as The Well Yeah Technically That’s True Killer
indiastokered asked: my friend applied to that program!
whimsicult: oh my god I have an interview with the film department of york university tomorrow I’m super nervous and I feel like my portfolio is not great well wish me good luck anyway or pray for me or w/e hey so omg I got in bfa in film production so cool
How to Get Your Book Banned in Arizona
fishingboatproceeds: Step 1: Write about people who aren’t white. Step 2: THERE IS NO STEP TWO. You will very rarely see me curse, tumblypoos, but…but…I mean, what the fuck? How is this even possible? This reads like an Onion article. To be clear, it is now ILLEGAL to teach de la Pena’s novel (which I’ve read and which is excellent) in schools, not because the book contains violence or drug...
Anonymous asked: Are you and Sam still dating?
vamonos-pest asked: your playlists r gud
rain themed playlist →
vondell-swain: are white people allowed to say NWA? because the N stands for “Niggaz” or do they have to say like “mmh-mmh-W-A”