1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I prefer them to be closed but if they’re open I’m too lazy to get up and shut them.
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Legally Blonde and Moulin Rouge and Amelie.
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yeah man I don’t really have a problem with displaying my body. I might model for figure drawing classes in university if I get the chance.
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
No but I find the idea fascinating and I like writing stories about ghosts and shit and one day I will make a movie about ghosts.
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Sometimes I think it would be nice to have a househusband to cook me dinner and rub my feet after a long day. And then other times I think the ideal would be someone who would work with me as part of a creative team. Orrrrr hot librarian with argyle socks.
Uhhh I don’t know. Maybe people who litter? Or when people are making plans for certain times and then they text you like five minutes before you leave saying they can’t make it. People who break time commitments frequently I guess. I do it sometimes but I make a very conscious effort not to.
77:Ever been in love?
I don’t know, man. Like, I love everyone in my life. Romantic love is trickier, because I’m not sure if what I feel matches up with the generally agreed upon cherubim-and-swelling-strings thing.
I think maybe love is something you build with a person and I don’t think I’ve really tried yet? Wow this was a stupid answer what I mean is “I don’t think so”.
92:Do you want to get married?
If I met the right guy, sure. But no strong inclination either way at this point.
These are all very bad and unsatisfying answers you’re welcome anonymous.
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have freckles? 9:Do you always smile for pictures? 10:What is your biggest pet peeve? 11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? 12:Have you ever peed in the woods? 13:What about pooped in the woods? 14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? 15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? 16:How many people have you slept with this week? 17:What size is your bed? 18:What is your Song of the week? 19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? 20:Do you still watch cartoons? 21:Whats your least favorite movie? 22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? 23:What do you drink with dinner? 24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? 25:What is your favorite food? 26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? 27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? 28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? 29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? 30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 31:Can you change the oil on a car? 32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? 33:Ever ran out of gas? 34:Favorite kind of sandwich? 35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? 36:What is your usual bedtime? 37:Are you lazy? 38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? 39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? 40:How many languages can you speak? 41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? 42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? 43:Are you stubborn? 44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? 45:Ever watch soap operas? 46:Are you afraid of heights? 47:Do you sing in the car? 48:Do you sing in the shower? 49:Do you dance in the car? 50:Ever used a gun? 51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53:Is Christmas stressful? 54:Ever eat a pierogi? 55:Favorite type of fruit pie? 56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57:Do you believe in ghosts? 58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59:Take a vitamin daily? 60:Wear slippers? 61:Wear a bath robe? 62:What do you wear to bed? 63:First concert? 64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65:Nike or Adidas? 66:Cheetos Or Fritos? 67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? 69:Ever take dance lessons? 70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71:Can you curl your tongue? 72:Ever won a spelling bee? 73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74:Own any record albums? 75:Own a record player? 76:Regularly burn incense? 77:Ever been in love? 78:Who would you like to see in concert? 79:What was the last concert you saw? 80:Hot tea or cold tea? 81:Tea or coffee? 82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? 83:Can you swim well? 84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85:Are you patient? 86:DJ or band, at a wedding? 87:Ever won a contest? 88:Ever have plastic surgery? 89:Which are better black or green olives? 90:Can you knit or crochet? 91:Best room for a fireplace? 92:Do you want to get married? 93:If married, how long have you been married? 94:Who was your HS crush? 95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? 96:Do you have kids? 97:Do you want kids? 98:Whats your favorite color? 99:Do you miss anyone right now? who?
there is no god written, produced, directed by and starring ricky gervais in which ricky gervais stands in front of a blank background and screams the phrase “there is no god” repeatedly for ninety-five minutes