February 2012
I’ m so sick i’m going todie
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adamusprime:
alternatively:
if i’m ever in a plane that goes down over water, i hope oprah’s on it
“everybody, look under your seats”
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satirically-yours replied to your post: 1, 26, 29, 57, 70.
Your “hot librarian with argyle socks” is legitimately a character in my webseries.
oh my god is the actor hot can you make him super gay please please please
s4mm4n asked: 1, 26, 29, 57, 70.
s-todd:
Sprout and the Bean - Joanna Newsom.
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Anonymous asked: 10. 77. 92.
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Questions not usually asked:
boooksandcleverness:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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what am I going to do in the fall
am I actually going to go to university because that doesn’t seem right
maybe I’ll just sit in my house for a year or so
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seth rogen stars in “cute chubby guy says crude things”
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adorablyvulgar:
Hope is a stupid thing.
—Emily Dickinson
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attabeen-deactivated20130410 asked: okay so I have to thank you for persistently recommending that Anais Mitchell album because I just downloaded it and it is absolutely magnificent.
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Anonymous asked: why do you take off your glasses for pictures?
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castration:
if you dont like joanna newsom i will throw up
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you could ask me things if you wanted to I guess
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I only follow blogs that post single lines of text and whose urls are bad puns
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betty is a really nice name
yossariancaulfield:
there is no god written, produced, directed by and starring ricky gervais in which ricky gervais stands in front of a blank background and screams the phrase “there is no god” repeatedly for ninety-five minutes
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beginning all your posts with “as a homosexual”
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