lady gaga’s going to end up murdering someone and wearing their skin to the next music awards show and as she’s being dragged off the stage by police officers then everyone’s going to be like, “honestly? we should have seen something like this happening and done something sooner.”
My hair was ridiculously red when I was little. Not only was it like crazy red, my father was getting over his like “punk phase” where he wore leather jackets and had a horribly unflattering mullet. Because he wasn’t quite over this, he let two-year-old me grow out my hair to around my jawline in beautiful flowing red locks. Try to envision this one in your head, because it’s a hilarious image and I’m not going to post baby pictures because they make me want to leap off a building.
My hair is thick and coarse and grows too quickly and I have not done a survey but I’m pretty sure it grows more quickly than the average head of hair. I need a haircut every one-and-a-half to two months.
One time I was swimming and got out of the pool and my mom commented on how quickly my hair dried by itself and I was like “oh” and she was like “jesse you have black guy hair” so I am not going to let either of my parents anywhere near my hair ever.
I kind of want to dye my hair because I think that would be neat but I want to die it like blue or white or something wacky but that is almost certainly the kind of decision I would hate myself for just as soon as I finished making it.
This is about all I want to write about my hair and you’re lucky you got this much.
also more things about fan expo yesterday because I’m less tired
artists’ alley was very awesome and I spent like three hours there total just gazing
I saw some really awesome cosplays like the girl with the companion cube head, Illyria, Dr. Horrible, like nine hundred Tenants and Smiths, a very cute Flynn Rider, three American Mcgee’s Alices, and a lovely Fionna
There was a huge line-up to meet tom felton and it was like eleven million dollars to be allowed within one foot of him so screw that but then when we were going to get pizza we bumped into him because he was going through the wrong door (I guess he’s stupid?) and I was like “hey it’s tom felton” and he was like “hey” and then I went to get pizza
I kind of wish I could go today as well because I actually would consider standing in line to meet Eliza Dushku but whatevs