September 2011
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What if humans had internal penises.
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August 2011
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stay on internet until I fall asleep
wake up, turn on computer
I’ve been working my way slowly through six feet under with a couple of friends and we began season two tonight
as of now here is where I rank the main characters from lovely to please stop talking brenda
ruth
david
nate
claire
brenda
why aren’t you following
paige
sam
erin
a different sam
a different erin
is it because of all the repeating names because I admit that can get confusing
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wellalright:
lady gaga’s going to end up murdering someone and wearing their skin to the next music awards show and as she’s being dragged off the stage by police officers then everyone’s going to be like, “honestly? we should have seen something like this happening and done something sooner.”
spanknotes-deactivated20111124- asked: your hair
Anonymous asked: what if we both just move in together after high school and be a family
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hey what if I did katimavik after high school?
it’s this like canadian volunteer program dealie where you travel the country for six months and gain like life experience or whatever?
also they pay for your food and board and travel
I don’t know it seems like it would be a pretty spectacular experience
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watching the royal tenenbaums
leave me a subject in my ask box and I’ll give you five hundred words on that subject
unless I think the subject is boring
School starts in one week today.
How do I feel about this?
I kind of like the structure that school gives me because it makes me feel productive. I enjoy socializing with several classmates. I like participating in the play and reach and stuff.
But I hate homework and also where the hell am I going to go to university.
This has been a post of poorly formed ideas.
s4mm4n:
Before I was brave enough to look at gay porn I used to search online male underwear catalogues and cry.
this speaks to me
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depressedcat replied to your post: why’d u delete ur tumblr JESSE and this isn’t alea
your anons are so precious
I know right
Anonymous asked: why'd u delete ur tumblr JESSE and this isn't alea
depressedcat:
when i told my mom that i’m gay she asked me “is this why you have so many issues”
paige I love you
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also more things about fan expo yesterday because I’m less tired
artists’ alley was very awesome and I spent like three hours there total just gazing
I saw some really awesome cosplays like the girl with the companion cube head, Illyria, Dr. Horrible, like nine hundred Tenants and Smiths, a very cute Flynn Rider, three American Mcgee’s Alices, and a lovely Fionna
There was a...
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thatyoungman replied to your post: Did you delete your facebook account?
pourquoi?
I don’t know
I only ever go on facebook to talk to other people with whom I have like seven other channels of communication and isn’t that sort of ridiculous
vamonos-pest asked: Did you delete your facebook account?
restlessbanter asked: Also reading the bell jar. Also a sad teenage girl.
also it looks like I am going to fan expo tomorrow?
I have never been to a convention before so I don’t really know what the deal is but it should be interesting
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reading the bell jar because I am a sad teenage girl
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depressedcat:
to do:
get a job
lose ten pounds
learn how to masturbate
cry
summer reading
college
cry
beautiful words I learned from songs by the decemberists: a list
charabanc
palanquin
patina
bonhomie
cherubim
fontanel
arabesques
parallax
penitent
jesus christ my stupid little brother’s stupid little friends came to the house and hammered on the door for like fifteen minutes and then called the house three times
in related news, I’m up before eleven
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“I don’t dress like Jackie Kennedy, but I do have sex with men.”
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Anonymous asked: my favourite movie JESSE is never been kissed or it's the princess diaries okay JESSE now guess who this is
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depressedcat replied to your post: what is your favourite movie tell me and maybe I…
i like drop dead gorgeous
I think I saw like five minutes of that in europe once and it has kirsten dunst so I am going to watch that
che I think you made your thing up
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what is your favourite movie tell me and maybe I will watch it
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oh lord my drunk aunt just stumbled into my room
“jesse can you fix my gps”
the screen is cracked open
“jesse look at my shoes”
red heels two sizes too big
“I can’t walk in these I guess I’ll never be an exotic dancer”
yeah goodnight
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Anonymous asked: JESSE why do you look like a derp in that picture? i thought you'd be attractive
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Anonymous asked: i choose 5 now JESSE