June 2011
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I borrowed a dvd from the library and now I can’t find the av cord for the dvd player
but more importantly
why would it be anywhere else than plugged into the dvd player
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and then I came out to my father and he screamed at my mother for thirty minutes
okay well now I am officially done high school forever two months
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wellalright:
do you think lady gaga ever has like, crazy, willem dafoe in spiderman type episodes where she sees stefani germanotta in a mirror and she’s like, “no- no you can’t be real! i killed you! i’m gaga now!!”and stefani is just like, “what are you doing! who are you!? give me my body back!!!”so gaga freaks out and hurls a conch shell or a cowbell or whatever she has on her costume at the...
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well I have studied nearly enough and I haven’t written a word of my essay
looks like I’ve given up on education!
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I opened my math textbook and I actually just fell asleep for an hour
jesus
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so my art exam wasn’t too bad
I only wish he hadn’t told us to study all of these things that ended up not being on the exam and just told us to memorize the titles of several pieces which is what the exam was
glad I learned all of the nineteen thousand parts of a corinthian column for nothing
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my brother was like “what do you want to be”
and I said “when I’m twenty-three can I move to new york or los angeles and spend years as an underpaid writer’s assistant living pay check to pay check and eventually break into the industry and make a name for myself writing and directing critically acclaimed offbeat dramadies”
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yourdealer replied to your post: It is really awful and damp and windy and dim…
WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE FINALS
I don’t know
I think it’s something with the amount of days in the school year and how they need to be rearranged
so we don’t get out until the very end of june
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It is really awful and damp and windy and dim outside, so I get all stir-crazy if I stay inside but if I spend more than five minutes outside it is equally awful.
So I went downtown because there was some kind of sidewalk sale or something but there was nothing interesting and nobody I knew so I wandered around rather bored.
And then at the thrift store there was a cute hipster guy with...
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yourdealer:
When I wash my face water gets like locked in my eyebrows and it randomly drips out
Refreshing
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man I love those brief bursts of productivity that occur every few weeks
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I am made of so much sweat
I am a sweat monster
so damp so damp moist wet soggy
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exams are going pretty well
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hello my name is jesse and I have nobody to love
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bloodbender replied to your post: That’s sad. You have no body to love. Who was your first on the mouth kiss?
you have me to love*~
I am going to make “I have nobody to love” my new blog title
because who says that to people
Anonymous asked: First means first. I never specified gender.
Oh, and the greyface? Birth defect, Don't hate.
Oh, and the greyface? Birth defect, Don't hate.
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Anonymous asked: That's sad. You have no body to love.
Who was your first on the mouth kiss?
Who was your first on the mouth kiss?
Anonymous asked: Would you ever consider a relationship with one of the "5 or 6"?
Anonymous asked: Are you the only outed gay at your school?
I downloaded the fun. album and I’m listening to it now and hey it’s pretty good
the le tigre torrent I found wouldn’t work properly so sorry chepants
and I am currently downloading marvin’s marvelous mechanical museum
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what album should I download tonight instead of studying
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madelineandthegypsys:
currently reading
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yourdealer replied to your post: This summer I want to watch all of 30 Rock from…
i did that in a week
well I mean I will probably do it in a week as well
but I just can’t do it now because when I have my exams like tomorrow or something
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This summer I want to watch all of 30 Rock from the beginning.
That is the one thing I want to accomplish.
is it okay if we decide as a community to never use this gif again
please
just looking at it hurts my ears
it is so dumb
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I wish I was computer savvy
Anonymous asked: You're a shitty person.
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whenever family members come over I retreat to higher ground
would it be hilarious or tragic if I came out to my father on father’s day
like “happy father’s day and say goodbye to grandchildren!”
I guess that would depend on whether or not he starts screaming
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