do you think lady gaga ever has like, crazy, willem dafoe in spiderman type episodes where she sees stefani germanotta in a mirror and she’s like, “no- no you can’t be real! i killed you! i’m gaga now!!”and stefani is just like, “what are you doing! who are you!? give me my body back!!!”so gaga freaks out and hurls a conch shell or a cowbell or whatever she has on her costume at the mirror and it shatters?then she picks up a shard of broken mirror and does a line of cocaine off of it.
and I said “when I’m twenty-three can I move to new york or los angeles and spend years as an underpaid writer’s assistant living pay check to pay check and eventually break into the industry and make a name for myself writing and directing critically acclaimed offbeat dramadies”