April 2011
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I agreed to carry groceries for my mother if she bought me season three of Arrested Development.
Best deal I ever made.
March 2011
depressedcat:
I actually think about becoming a stripper sometimes.
I mean no one would want to see that happen, but I’m sure someone has a chunky pseudo midget fetish.
I could do that.
I’m flexible and have the core strength to work a pole.
If you’re reading this please follow Paige. She is far more entertaining than the hipster trash you follow, i.e., me.
time for a new icon I think
suggestions?
If I end up homeless because I refuse to take math in senior year
well that
that seems like a pretty fair exchange
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for those of you playing along at home
it’s 8:30 and I have the sloppy beginnings of an essay introduction
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Sometimes I think the only reason I am in the...
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I have to write an essay on Othello today
I imagine I’ll sit around and procrastinate for about twelve hours, at which point I’ll frantically scribble out something mediocre.
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eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation
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can we nominate thinspiration for the most...
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tea with lemon balm, honey, and elderflower
I also like putting in an excessive amount of sugar and milk.
Then I browse the internet all cosy and pretend I’m living in the city with my graphic designer boyfriend.
Anonymous asked: Who is your celebrity crush?
Anonymous asked: be my friend?
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becauseimtotallyawesome replied to your post: Also while my parents are in another country my…
Really? And they still needed a sitter? My sister is 19 and my parents are leaving us for two weeks in the summer to go to Italy. Do they have a reason to not trust you…?
Yeah I don’t even know. I asked my mother before she left if it was necessary and she said not really. and yet
milkymoon asked: also, law sucked, I should have taken your advice, you're always right, etc etc.
Also while my parents are in another country my uncle is watching us. Which is ridiculous because my brother is like twenty-one or something and we can mind ourselves for a week. So my uncle has been sitting on the couch watching daytime television and smoking for four days now.
It’s kind of off-putting.
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I combed my hair slightly differently today.
Three people asked me if I had had a haircut.
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my parents are in Cuba or something
So my siblings and I had to go grocery shopping and make dinner for ourselves.
It was fun pretending to be independent for four hours.
Now I am going to eat chocolate and watch more arrested development.
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A Martha Stewart Publication: How to get 40000... →
angrywithrage:
Title box text: “I remember when I was a kid” (nostalgia guarantees 10000 notes regardless of content) “I used to [something everyone did when they were kids]”
So at this point you’ve already got them, it’s like when facebook pages were getting popular and everyone was liking…
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I am going to learn to make gifs.
Because then I can claim to have accomplished something over the break.
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I’m trying hard
Not to be ashamed
Not to...
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bloodbender replied to your post: television
all 3 seasons of VMars are great! S2 and S1 are clearly better than S3, but it’s still realllyyy good imo. it’s just the finale was really disappointing
Well I’ll have to get on that when I can. <3 She’s a teen detective right? I love teen detectives.
television
So I’ll watch the Dead Like Me movie before the end of the break, and then I’ll be done that.
this leaves:
seasons two and three of Arrested Development (priority)
Veronica Mars (although people seem to be really divided about which seasons are good)
I’d like to start 30 Rock from the beginning because I’ve only seen like a dozen episodes
uhh what else should I watch?
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The Decemberists - Culling of the Fold
“My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and...”
– First Fig, Edna St. Vincent Millay
Anonymous asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x38EJWu2S_U
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pppaaiiigggeee replied to your post: by the way I purchased more playpen balls
?
My strange addiction isn’t playpen balls.
I’m addicted to buying stuff for creative projects and leaving them to rot in my room as I accomplish nothing.
To my right sits a bag of probably around 150 plastic playpen balls.
To my left stands the box from a 50 inch flat screen television.
I am never...
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by the way I purchased more playpen balls
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satirically-yours replied to your post: you selfish cunt—ry music loving lady
Isn’t Arrested Development twelve and a half kinds of fantastic?
unf so good~
I need to get my hands on the other two seasons as soon as I can.
