March 2011
Anonymous asked: ♀
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☻ And I’ll tell you something I like.
☠ And I’ll tell you something I hate.
♂ And I’ll tell you something I find attractive about boys.
♀ And I’ll tell you something I find attractive about girls.
☎ And I’ll tell you what my last text said.
☮ And I’ll tell you something I wish could happen.
★ And I’ll tell you a dream I’ve had.
♥ And I’ll tell you about somebody I love.
so trendy
February 2011
pppaaaiiigggeee:
Exploiting the elderly?
Shame on you Oscars.
Writing an essay on Chaucer.
pppaaaiiigggeee:
whimsicult:
By which I mean surfing the internet.
Answering questions about Emerson.
By which I mean thinking of new ways Lady Gaga could be “original” and realizing my nose is bleeding.
A woman after my own heart.
Writing an essay on Chaucer.
By which I mean surfing the internet.
Anonymous asked: we get it YOUR GAY your worse then the stupid hipster girls onhere
rip-paigesblog asked: yeah I noticed that. when I have nightmares about dogs ripping my skin off it's going to be your fault.
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never post anything
wonder why I don’t get new followers
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Oh fuck The Body's on.
Soon I will be a-weeping.
“Love is never, ever stupid. Only messy and bullshit.”
– Sam in all his wisdom
s4mm4n asked: What does it meannn?
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"so do you have a girlfriend yet?"
heh heh, workin’ on it gramps!
“Irony ruined everything. I wish my movies could have played at drive-ins, but...”
– John Waters (via pppaaaiiigggeee)
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listening to Daniel Cowman
realize it is exactly four fifteen
freak the fuck out
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So I bought a pomelo a few days ago
and I’m just trying some now. It’s good. Very similar to a grapefruit, but not as tart.
wellalright:
ugh i’m never going to be a suicide girl.
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I just realized that ffs stands for 'for fuck's...
I thought it was just like
you know
a frustrated biting your lip noise
like hnnng
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffssssssssssssss
moments when the internet makes slightly more sense
Anonymous asked: youre fucking ungreatful
rattyhugs asked: who's your favourite twin
/is it me/
/is it me/
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feel free to ask me shit
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karatesluts said: In my case other penises. I don’t know if this is any help.
kissingninja replied to your post: What do boys like? bitches food and cod
With this knowledge I can just get married and stay at home all day and stare wistfully out the window and have affairs with pool boys.
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What do boys like?
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I know what boys like
I know what guys want.
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So is there like a forever alone equivalent
for people who are currently alone but are cautiously optimistic that less terrible people will eventually enter their lives?
So congested.
I don’t even have a nose or a sinus any more, it’s just a single clot of mucus that extends down my throat to my bowels and up into my brain and wraps itself around and oozes into the grooves and fissures so that all I am is this congestion and as far as I can tell all I will ever be is this congestion.
This has been a post.
