December 2010
beyonce-:
My step sister started ripping into me about the way I looked last night and I lost it. I go to her. ‘Do you know what? You can’t judge people for their looks because you look like the naked mole rat off Kim Possible… if it was obese’
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I'm going to start a band
called “New Year’s Revolutions”.
nonstop lifesaver party forever
Sarah you are making me fat.
vamonos-pest asked: hey whimsicunt, your blog is gay
vamonos-pest asked: hey whimsicunt, your blog is gay
The men of Firefly have really nice arms.
captaintightpants-:
This has been a public service announcement.
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DARIA MORGENDORFFER IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
Progress.
So I’m about sixty-five stars into SMG2, and it’s pretty great. I may go for one hundred percent completion, but there’s like two hundred and forty stars in the entire game so I may get fed up with that.
I’m a few episodes into season two of Daria, and enjoying it immensely. I really liked The Misery Chick.
I’ve read 138 pages of Artemis Fowl. I don’t know if...
why do I find this funny
wwiao:
I remember when I first joined Tumblr
beyonce-:
And everyone was like herp derp every 3 seconds.
engage materialistic whore mode
aka what I got for Christmas part one: a list
Daria (currently watching, unf so good)
Dead Like Me (excited to watch, never seen it before)
the new Artemis Fowl, only a few pages in
scarf and hat combo
sweater and shirt combo
socks
Super Mario Galaxy 2
One hundred dollars, cash
and then there’s tomorrow; I am really spoiled
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Xbox has no games.
– My grandfather, not understanding why I found this so funny.
s4mm4n asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS JESSE. :D
s4mm4n asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS JESSE. :D
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Anonymous asked: Stop trying to be cute.
Anonymous asked: Stop trying to be cute.
I'm kind of excited for the new episodes of...
Please don’t judge me too harshly. It’s a guilty self-indulgence, like cotton candy or Lady Gaga songs: pleasurable but ultimately empty.
Also I have a huge crush on Zane so uh yeah that could have something to do with it.
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Oh by the way internet
My social circle exchanged our secret santa gifts and now I totally own a bow tie!
Also my friend Chelsea got me sexy underwear. So that’s also a plus.