I think if you really want to get rid of them you should do something hilarious. Pretend you have a super contagious disease, or pretend you’re a sociopath, or something great.
I think as a general interest news aggregate you could pick one of
Bikini Monday: Jenny McCarthy, AnnaLynne McCord, Whitney Port, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Cleavage Monday: Nina Dobrev. Pretty In Print: Anna Chapman in Maxim Russia. Get To Know A Hottie: Nikki Sanderson.
and substitute a guy for the rather large percent of the population not attracted to females
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unfortunately I don’t have one
we now return to stupid funny pictures
0/10
The entire room looked at me as if I had sprouted another head. Everyone said how hilarious they thought it was.
My stepfather said, “Yeah, and you watch cartoons at your age. What’s that one, with the character with one eye?”
“…Futurama?”
“Yeah, now that’s awful.”
Moral of the Story: if a show is animated, it is made for children, no exceptions. I can’t believe parents protest South Park.
My friend has problems with winter and autumn.
- Lay on bed.
- Wait 2 hours.
- Lay becomes past tense.
You’re a good person and I like you.
Any particular reason why?
“Well her eyes are closed and her hair’s in her face and he has a satanic case of red eye and it’s out of focus and I left on the flash on and he’s making a rude gesture and there’s a bare ass in the background but OH WELL”
As bad as the self-indulgent pretentious portraiture of tumblr can get at least the people here are making an effort.
Why am I even on the internet?
nobody knows it
but you’ve got a secret smile
and you use it only for me
(I first heard this song while watching a beautifully edited Mal/Kaylee video that was taken down and I wish that I still had access to it true story)
Thanks for the follow back.
Ditto.
I just feel like things should be nice and linear. I don’t know. Thank god for the dashboard.
Tired. But I’m going to see Macbeth tomorrow, so no actual school, so my life is great. Small joys and all that.
You?
she:
we just exchanged mantasies does that mean nothing to you
me:
yes because
you keep saying
mantasies
it sounds like manatees
unsexy
she:
manatees are sexy
what are you talking about
and so:
much better
There was same-sex loving?
I missed the first five minutes someone tell me what happened fkgekjrgfrzg?
My thoughts, in bullet format
Also I guess I plan to do these recap things regularly? I don’t know. Thoughts, tumblr?
what is breathing
