May 2012
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I’m watching the a:tla finale hmm what’s going to happen
do you get to see zuko’s dick
stay tuned
look I redid my blog
this is quite possibly the gayest it’s ever been
I had to struggle to recall basic html
cornflowers:
horasmortas:
La Valse D’Amélie —...
mcrshavedmywife:
a group of thirteen year olds wearing adventure time shirts and converse walk through the hallways of school laughing and yelling ‘come at me bro’ at people who pass by because they are different and random, unlike other teens
“be the blog you want to see in the world”
– gandhi
okay i’m gonna redo my blog and make it all nice and awesome are you ready
summer 2012 fashion review
telemun2:
sandals are ugly and wedges are ugly. they’re in, but out if you ask me. one of them’s reminiscent of Nero’s fungal feet as he orders the Great Fire that destroys half of Rome and the other is you parading around on hooves like the very devil you are. you’re making me nervous. footwear is making me nervous. please wear socks and cover your feet. winter is fast approaching
clavid:
those little bumps around your nipples are from telling lies
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lauranotpalmer:
heres some advice
eat a lot of fruit all the time especially blueberries and also dark green vegetables
don’t do anything sexy with anyone you don’t want to do it with a good test for this if licking any part of their body doesn’t seem in anyway sexy to you its a no go
if eyes are the windows to the soul eyebrows are the curtains!!!!!!! take from this what u will
dont talk...
microwavepizzaoven:
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
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also my dad doesn’t know what bandwidth is so every time i’m at his house i torrent everything i could ever want
but this time he had gone over his limit while watching soccer matches on youtube so now i feel too guilty to download anything but there’s always next month
I was riding in the car with my father and a song came on and it was simple plan featuring sean paul
like i’m not paraphrasing something awful that’s actually what the song was
anyway i tried to change it and my dad told me not to be so picky
if there’s one thing angry social justice bloggers have taught me it’s to never try to explore or learn from any kind of specific culture ever
queenjenkem:
you have to be specially invited to be gay
I really love blogs where people actually talk about themselves and ideas and all that and I often think that blogs that are entirely photographs are kind of like vacuous? idk like blog about what you want I don’t care but an endless stream of dreamy photographs just makes me think you’re more into aesthetics than anything else like what kind of substance is going on there like who are...
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alexis-cool:
look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”
vondell-swain:
my gay best friend wouldn’t go to the mall with me today. is it broken? what the hell? im gonna return it and get another one that works right.
Anonymous asked: how was prom
thedesignatedclapper:
no but forreal kill every high school boy. it will benefit the community greatly.
im willing to take one for the team
don’t make PROMises you can’t keep :’(
hey man step off what’s your promblem
stormbird08 asked: I am about to dm for the first time ever! I was wondering if you had any tips for me.
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and there was a silence you took to mean something:
run! sing!
for alive you will evermore be
prom is tomorrow that’s sort of interesting
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